Vlad and Isabella Von Carstein

Isabella and Vlad en route to the Kislev opera.

Interview With the Vampire (1994) +
Warhammer Fantasy Battle (4th edition, 1992) +
The Addams Family (1991) +
Married With Children (1987 – 1997) =
Dark, ostentatious majesty / camp, sit-com horror =
Ultimate 1990s =
Two of my favourite GW miniatures, now finally painted, 29 years later.

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Castle Grayskull Wasteland – Masters of the Universe: Battleground #1

Do you have it?

Well do you? What do you have?

Say it. You know what I’m talking about.

Say it. Nobody is listening, and you will be glad that you did, I promise.

Eternian cotton candy baristas earn significant hazard pay.
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Sláine: Kiss My Axe!: #1

I painted some Celtic barbarian miniatures from a comic that I love, and then spent an afternoon having them run around hitting the Celtic barbarian miniatures of a friend.

Good times.

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The Blameless Gutterborn- Mörk Borg/Forbidden Psalm

The Blameless Gutterborn, yesterday (pre-apocalypse).

Forbidden Psalm is a miniatures game set in the Mörk Borg universe.


These are some toy soldiers that I prepared for Forbidden Psalm and Mörk Borg.


Whether you regard seeing these toys as the final push you needed to embrace a demonic cult, is entirely up to you.

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